tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22226720306826468492012-02-17T00:25:08.053-02:00Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.comBlogger2111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-7965182368113044382010-12-07T22:20:00.005-02:002010-12-07T22:30:10.918-02:00O que temos de resultado se misturarmos um velho de 54 anos, totalmente abixalhado + um Indio que mal consegue falar o portugues? Temos mais uma perola da vergonha alheia brasileira.<div><br /></div><br /><center><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/QibDi6-VWJs?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/QibDi6-VWJs?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br /><br />Destaque para as cenas em T = 55s e T = 1m36<br />Uhahahahahahahahahahaha<br />Pura sedução<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-796518236811304438?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-64490356536237315952010-11-22T17:09:00.002-02:002010-11-22T17:11:31.898-02:00Adsense FAIL<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dUtmktPS5Lc/TOrAONxiajI/AAAAAAAAAFM/UUa6fi-_klw/s1600/incoerencia.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dUtmktPS5Lc/TOrAONxiajI/AAAAAAAAAFM/UUa6fi-_klw/s400/incoerencia.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542453641880955442" /></a><br /><br><br />Uhahahahahahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6449035653623731595?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-15572880799929337142010-11-02T20:05:00.001-02:002010-11-02T20:06:23.264-02:00O Psy Abençoado continua...<br />Vamo frita!<br /><center><br /><br><br /><br><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nANSzWkm0ug?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nANSzWkm0ug?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br><br />Uhahahahahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1557288079992933714?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-14445781739299328742010-09-24T14:04:00.003-03:002010-09-24T14:08:11.659-03:00Quem disse que Igreja tem que ser um ambiente sério?!<br />Vamo pira ai galera!!11!<br /><br /><center><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LMCUdF1N6d8?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed height="405" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LMCUdF1N6d8?fs=" hl="pt_BR&amp;border=" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Psy Manolo!!1!!11<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1444578173929932874?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-16286161546976589662010-07-26T18:18:00.002-03:002010-07-26T18:19:30.086-03:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSuRpPg1ubg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSuRpPg1ubg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Vi esse vídeo no mínimo umas 10 vezes esse vídeo!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">ARIARIAIRAIRAIRIARIARIRA!!1!onze!!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">(Ok, ok, eu sei que esse vídeo também se encaixa no "Old, porém gold" mas que é gold é!!1)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1628616154697658966?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-675689806979864122010-07-17T18:58:00.002-03:002010-07-17T19:00:27.718-03:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0zfOfzpBN6w&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0zfOfzpBN6w&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RARAIRIARIARIARIAIRAIRAIRAIRAIR!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Achei genial a letra da música!!1 Esse manolo tem vários vídeos com esse tipo de letra "zoada". Recomendo procurar seus vídeos no Youtube!!1 fikdik</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-67568980697986412?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-31179587549590342422010-07-09T13:36:00.001-03:002010-07-09T13:38:20.582-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8srEvrF90-s&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8srEvrF90-s&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br/><br />Vi no <a href="http://medob.blogspot.com" target = 'blank'>Medo B</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3117958754959034242?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-52541485512556493872010-07-08T13:55:00.003-03:002010-07-08T13:57:25.627-03:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCYTN2qKnZo&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCYTN2qKnZo&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">MANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO, derrepente fiquei louco pra ver Crepúsculo!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dica do Magoo ;)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5254148551255649387?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-59590627528280314092010-07-08T09:05:00.003-03:002010-07-08T09:15:22.090-03:00<center><img src="http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4307/hummm2fim.png" /></center><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; "><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>ARIARIARIRAIRAIRAIRIARIARAIR!!!1!</span></div></span><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Que merda, antes dessa porra de Restart haviam potes de ouro no fim do arco-íris!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não entendeu? Clique <a href="http://www.naointendo.com.br/?p=10823" target="_blank">aqui</a>!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">O vídeo foi visto lá no <a href="http://www.naointendo.com.br/" target="_blank">Ñ.intendo</a> e a imagem por Goedi ;)<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5959062752828031409?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-37457380458122746562010-07-06T16:43:00.002-03:002010-07-06T16:44:06.825-03:00<center><img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6845/rebolationfim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3745738045812274656?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-46438852491314669742010-07-05T13:32:00.000-03:002010-07-05T13:32:52.150-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cQCik0tCrHk/StStqb0JPrI/AAAAAAAAAPM/yEjMwiJ92E0/s1600/argentino-255x300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" rw="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cQCik0tCrHk/StStqb0JPrI/AAAAAAAAAPM/yEjMwiJ92E0/s320/argentino-255x300.jpg" width="272" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;"><strong>Adios hermanos!!11! RIARAIRIARIARIAIR!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4643885249131466974?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-55811940450180562102010-07-05T13:19:00.001-03:002010-07-05T13:20:30.351-03:00<center><img src="http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1323/tranquilo.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5581194045018056210?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-26301316617166260882010-07-03T13:33:00.002-03:002010-07-03T13:35:39.738-03:00<center><img src="http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2511/maradonna.png" /></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">TOOOOOOOOOOOOOMA MANOOOOOOOLO!!!1!!onze1!!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Aproveitamos pra soltar agora os fogos de artifício comprados ontem!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARAIARIARIAIRA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">É a Argentina que toma, Maradonna!1</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2630131661716626088?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-25480663541665131292010-07-02T16:25:00.004-03:002010-07-09T13:35:57.663-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="580" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DtrWlWhmrhE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DtrWlWhmrhE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><br />Dorgas mano!<br /><br />Vi no => <a href="http://www.pombobebo.com.br">Pombo Bebo</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2548066354166513129?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-10800672037384926402010-07-02T14:06:00.002-03:002010-07-02T14:09:34.176-03:00<center><img src="http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/193/zicaw.jpg" /></center><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">... ZICADOOOOOOR!1</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Só faltou o emblema da Argentina na camisa dele!!1!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1080067203738492640?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-52159079590041851132010-07-02T13:37:00.002-03:002010-07-02T13:39:12.712-03:00<center><img src="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/540/holandal.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">... NOT!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Éééé manolos, já era pra gente! Mas é até bom! A próxima copa é no Brasil e temos a obrigação de levar e nada mais importa depois do Hexa, não teria mais graça!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRAIRIARIARIAIRAIRAIRARIA!!11<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5215907959004185113?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-37907156160432419252010-07-01T16:57:00.003-03:002010-07-01T17:00:58.610-03:00<center><br /><img src="http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3516/pic01650.gif" alt="Não me Click!" /><br /></center><br /><br /><br/><br /><br/><br />Tinha que ser o CHAVES!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3790715616043241925?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-96489765037371602010-07-01T09:52:00.001-03:002010-07-01T09:53:29.356-03:00<center><img src="http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3395/vuvuzelabzfim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Pelo menos ele parou de fumar!!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRAIRAIRAIRAIARIARIARIRAIRAI!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-9648976503737160?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-21645378244261904862010-06-30T16:22:00.004-03:002010-06-30T16:24:09.150-03:00<center><img src="http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9693/vuvuzelal.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">...é tão maldita quanto seu som!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARIARIRA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Quero ver ter coragem de colocar a boca na vuvuzela denovo agora!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">É NÓIS QUE BUZINA, VUVUZELA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dica do Magoo ;)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2164537824426190486?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-16154554284994630532010-06-29T18:41:00.003-03:002010-06-30T15:48:38.910-03:00<center><img src="http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/1071/16042.gif" /></center><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Simples assim!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRARIARIARIARIARIARIAR!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">by Goedi ;)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1615455428499463053?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-90144192413763424262010-06-28T09:40:00.003-03:002010-06-28T09:43:12.244-03:00<center><br /><img src="http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2578/samuelsonrockpaulero.jpg" alt="Não me Click!" /><br /></center><br /><br />Rock Manolo!!!111!!!!!<br /><br />\m/<br /><br />Riariariariaria!!1!<br /><br />Vi no --> <a href="http://www.ahnegao.com">Ah Negão</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-9014419241376342426?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-41708918538714818852010-06-25T13:19:00.001-03:002010-06-25T13:19:32.248-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1183/pic24937.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="524" src="http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1183/pic24937.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="background-color: white; color: purple; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Deve ser moda no RIO GRANDE!!!! RIRIARIAIRAIRIARIAIRIA!!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4170891853871481885?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-13273026517484774182010-06-24T14:07:00.002-03:002010-06-24T14:10:02.866-03:00<center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sk59FSL8mL0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sk59FSL8mL0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Nada como um bom black metal para fazer digestão! :D</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">O que? Muito peso?/</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Talvez curta essa versão então!!1</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E92zCs4sWto&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E92zCs4sWto&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRAIRAIRAIRIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ok, ok, sei que é uma blasfêmia contra o GRANDE Behemoth, mas essa versão Disney ficou muito boa!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1327302651748477418?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-27048465138624133242010-06-24T13:32:00.002-03:002010-06-24T13:33:32.426-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2025/ctrlcctrlv.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ru="true" src="http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2025/ctrlcctrlv.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;">fala a verdade, a cara da 'tortinha' ja tinha sido colada antes!!! </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: purple; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;">RIARIAIRIAIRAIRIA!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2704846513862413324?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-83768191776921032382010-06-24T09:03:00.001-03:002010-06-24T09:05:20.788-03:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vjcFQquHipE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vjcFQquHipE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Achei isso genial!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8376819177692103238?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-48986238581289940822010-06-23T11:22:00.005-03:002010-06-23T11:31:12.894-03:00<center><img src="http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8259/mercadolivrefim.png" /></center><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Altíssimo nível de cultura!</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RAIRAIRAIRAIRARIARIARIARIARI!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não acredita? Clique <a href="http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-145533501-vectra-98-completo-_JM" target="_blank">aqui</a>!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4898623858128994082?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-28798480383230837522010-06-22T15:04:00.004-03:002010-06-22T15:09:45.983-03:00<center><img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7030/funnypictures8116.jpg" /></center><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Belo motor hein manolo!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIARAIRAIRAIRARIARIARIARA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Mais uma pelo <a href="http://www.lolpix.com/" target="_blank">lolpix.com</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2879848038323083752?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-73000332260106987422010-06-22T11:01:00.004-03:002010-06-22T14:57:29.191-03:00<center><img src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8829/ctrlcctrlvfim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARIARIAR!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7300033226010698742?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-86564936652205639412010-06-21T16:59:00.001-03:002010-06-21T17:00:51.197-03:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LE-JN7_rxtE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LE-JN7_rxtE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Muito boas mesmo as músicas do Mario em beat-box!!1! O japonês apavorou!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">by <b>Thiaguinho ;)</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8656493665220563941?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-29897074268415992682010-06-20T22:11:00.001-03:002010-06-20T22:12:42.687-03:00<center><img src="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6101/marioz.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHO!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Imagino o tempo gasto para fazer isso!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Fiquei de face manolo!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2989707426841599268?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-72705335174609024532010-06-19T19:03:00.003-03:002010-06-19T19:06:58.164-03:00<center><img src="http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9159/blecaute08.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIRAIRAI!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Mais uma piada de geek level elevada mas com um ótemo trocadalho que eu vi lá no <a href="http://www.verdadeabsoluta.net/" taget="_blank">verdadeabsoluta.net</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7270533517460902453?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-24848548751478310842010-06-18T20:20:00.007-03:002010-06-18T20:24:29.456-03:00<center><img src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3776/funnypictures6223.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">De..... de.... de.......</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">é sério!1 Do que mesmo?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIAARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">AH, DOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAS!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Conhece o <a href="http://www.lolpix.com/" target="_blank">lolpix</a>?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2484854875147831084?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-42881878673211256612010-06-18T15:10:00.004-03:002010-06-18T16:26:56.132-03:00<center><img src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8381/msnfim2.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Baseado em fatos reais !!1! (Isso já aconteceu comigo algumas vezes!1)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">By <b>Goedi</b> ;)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4288187867321125661?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-72806871503559395922010-06-18T09:09:00.005-03:002010-06-18T16:27:19.663-03:00<center><img src="http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1113/nivery.gif" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Nosso amigo <b>E V E R [fulero]</b> está <strike>com o ânus</strike> em festa hoje! o/</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Muitos anos de vida manolo e vê se manera nas dorgas!1 RIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/165/bloganiversario1.jpg" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7280687150355939592?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-19223430868181500932010-06-17T15:14:00.002-03:002010-06-17T15:15:43.661-03:00<center><img src="http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/152/balaofim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Alguém gastou 22 minigrana. RIARIARIARIARIARIARIAR!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1922343086818150093?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-39341231343618417762010-06-15T08:35:00.000-03:002010-06-15T08:36:14.004-03:00<center><img src="http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8235/tensofim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3934123134361841776?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-45201395292813757312010-06-14T16:41:00.005-03:002010-06-14T17:02:26.931-03:00<center><img src="http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/4320/sudo.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Só os fortes entenderão esse quadrinho!!1! RIARIARIARAIRAIRA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E como SEMPRE tem gente pra humilhar:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lQOkMz3kiS0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lQOkMz3kiS0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHO!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4520139529281375731?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-39739165317081672802010-06-14T13:34:00.003-03:002010-06-14T13:41:25.903-03:00<center><img src="http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8853/temso1.jpg" /></center><br /><div>RAIRAIRARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div><br /></div><div>Achei genial o trocadilho! Assim que conseguir lembrar a fonte eu posto!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3973916531708167280?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-52134832890908454762010-06-13T20:35:00.004-03:002010-06-14T16:44:59.079-03:00<center><img src="http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/466/83790253.jpg" /></center><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ya, dawg!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">HUAHUAHAUHUHUAHUAHUA</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ninguém NUNCA será mais descolado que esse cachorro!!1! RIARIARIARIARIA!11!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5213483289090845476?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-58172973371791480212010-06-13T18:09:00.005-03:002010-06-14T16:45:24.172-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2140/daltonico.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="230" qu="true" src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2140/daltonico.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;font-family:&quot;;color:#20124d;"><strong>Encontrei essa imagem num blog, na verdade achei bem triste! </strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;font-family:&quot;;color:#20124d;"><strong>Sou daltônico.....RAIRIAIRAIRIAIRIAIR!!!1!</strong></span></div><br />Vi no <a href="http://www.desaforo.com/">desaforo</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5817297337179148021?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-63995259218101448322010-06-12T12:48:00.001-03:002010-06-13T18:09:59.396-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;">Nesse dia dos <strike>ex-</strike>namorados, uma seleção com o 10 piores do mundo!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><object height="295" style="background-image: url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/F4TkDTIbg0s/hqdefault.jpg);" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4TkDTIbg0s&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4TkDTIbg0s&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;">É manolo, esses caras são do mal.... mostre para sua majorenga para ver se ela para de pegar no teu pé ou de te chamar de 'ogro'!!11!!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;, sans-serif;">RIAIRIARIARAIRIARIAR!!1!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6399525921810144832?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-81234618477944378452010-06-11T18:02:00.001-03:002010-06-14T16:45:35.913-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/622/drugsmotivator.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><b>PLACA [DES]MOTIVACIONAL: DORGAS!!!</b></i></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><b>RIARIAIRIARIAIRIAIRIARA!!1!</b></i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8123461847794437845?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-67342152170863831242010-06-11T17:14:00.000-03:002010-06-11T17:14:50.509-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9137/batcoringa.jpg" /></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><b><br /></b></i></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><b>RIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIA!1!!</b></i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6734215217086383124?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-7812286812943123642010-06-11T08:16:00.005-03:002010-06-11T08:23:18.382-03:00<center><img src="http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3148/skaywalker.jpg" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">... Você foi reprovado!1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Tenta denovo na próxima, champz!1! RIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><br /><div>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bobagento.com/">Bobagento</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-781228681294312364?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-38482407117035314282010-06-10T13:41:00.003-03:002010-06-10T13:42:46.809-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cntjXugOAkI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cntjXugOAkI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Dorgas manolo!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3848240711703531428?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-75576357445117088582010-06-09T11:58:00.001-03:002010-06-09T12:00:05.675-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="580" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tDK7zCbQCXQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tDK7zCbQCXQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Riariaria!!11!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7557635744511708858?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-19941037718123639802010-06-08T08:57:00.001-03:002010-06-08T08:59:05.854-03:00<center><img src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7592/superfim.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Batman, você é muito podre! RIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1994103771812363980?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-3693212993153860812010-06-07T19:07:00.002-03:002010-06-08T09:03:12.154-03:00<center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T3_KtEC1rkk&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T3_KtEC1rkk&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Medo, manolo!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-369321299315386081?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-59343538174184400862010-06-06T11:49:00.003-03:002010-06-06T12:09:26.764-03:00<center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1254/pedoorkutranrarraodorga.jpg" alt="Não me Click"/></td></tr></tbody></table></center><br />Tenham medo...<br />riariariaria!!!11!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5934353817418440086?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-84554583352086872212010-06-04T20:07:00.001-03:002010-06-04T20:08:39.321-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="color: #20124d;"><strong>Adriano</strong>, muito preocupado com o fato de não ter sido convocado.</span></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="color: #20124d;">Já que o contrato com a Roma está fechado.... Vamos <strike>biscatear</strike> festar!!!</span></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="color: #20124d;">ASHUAHSUAHSUAHSUASHAUHSAUSHAUSHAUSHU</span></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="http://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/arquivos_upload/2010/06/146_434-alt-adriano1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="http://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/arquivos_upload/2010/06/146_434-alt-adriano1.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #20124d;"><em>E olha o sapatinhos das <strike>biscates</strike> </em><em>moças de família... </em></span><br /><span style="color: #20124d;"><em>kkkkkk, voltando da balada... as 9h50 da manhã. </em></span><br /><span style="color: #20124d;"><em>E a garrafa de uísque... 'parcera'.</em></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/arquivos_upload/2010/06/146_435-alt-adriano4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="http://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/arquivos_upload/2010/06/146_435-alt-adriano4.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #20124d;"><strong>Eita Adriano, Africa do Sul pra quê???/? Brasil tá melhor né nego?</strong></span><span style="color: #20124d;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #20124d;"><strong>RIARIARIARIARIARIAIRAIRAIRIARIA!1!!</strong></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8455458335208687221?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-92043198480503502972010-06-04T17:20:00.000-03:002010-06-04T17:35:48.036-03:00<center><br /><img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5426/familiasogro.jpg" alt="Não me Click!" /><br /></center><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Primeiro mês:</div><div>Não senta, não toma café, tudo está bom, sempre diz por favor e obrigado;</div><div><br /></div><div>Segundo mês:</div><div>Senta (pouco à vontade), toma café, mas não come bolo,faz carinho no cachorro, tudo está ótimo;</div><div><br /></div><div>Terceiro mês:</div><div>Almoça na casa da namorada, toma uísque com o sogro, abre a geladeira e repara nas coxas da cunhada;</div><div><br /></div><div>Quarto mês:</div><div>Põe o pé na mesa da sala, vai ao banheiro (de porta fechada), já arrota na frente da namorada, dá palpites e transa no sofá da sala;</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Quinto mês:</div><div>Entra sem ser convidado, se serve sozinho na hora das refeições, limpa a boca na toalha da mesa;</div><div><br /></div><div>Sexto mês:</div><div>Almoça e janta, pede o carro emprestado para o sogro, peida no sofá sem nenhum constrangimento, mostra o dente cariado para a sogra.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sétimo mês:</div><div>Dorme com a namorada nos finais de semana. Na hora do jantar levanta e ajeita a cueca na bunda com o dedo e continua a comer;</div><div><br /></div><div>Oitavo mês:</div><div>Reclama da sogra, mija com a porta do banheiro aberta, passa a mão na bunda da cunhada;</div><div><br /></div><div>Nono mês:</div><div>Caga e não dá descarga, transa na cama da sogra e chuta o cachorro;</div><div><br /></div><div>Décimo mês:</div><div>Passa mais tempo na casa da sogra do que na sua, trata a namorada como empregada e pede dinheiro emprestado ao sogro;</div><div><br /></div><div>Décimo primeiro mês:</div><div>Grita com todo mundo na casa, xinga a sogra, bate no cunhado mais novo e come a cunhada;</div><div><br /></div><div>Décimo segundo mês:</div><div>Acaba com o namoro, pois não suporta essa família sem educação.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-9204319848050350297?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-67976580454637566882010-06-04T16:11:00.000-03:002010-06-04T16:11:19.867-03:00<div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><i>Quero me esconder de vergonha!!! E o namorado dela? O que acha disso??? Coitado?</i></div><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dj90pTIC5p8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dj90pTIC5p8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Vi no <a href="http://www.naointendo.com.br/">naointendo</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Quer saber o que o namorado dela acha disso???/?</b></div><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sEwLgosMeZ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sEwLgosMeZ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>FATALITY!!!</b></div><div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><b>RIARIARIAIRIARIAIRIAIRIARIAIRIAIRIARIARIA!!!11!!</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6797658045463756688?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-82245730619861805592010-06-04T15:39:00.000-03:002010-06-04T15:39:18.304-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><b>DOOOORGAS MANOOOLO!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://videobeta.net/gifs/7224.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://videobeta.net/gifs/7224.gif" /></a></div><div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><b><i>Mas vai de leve pra nao ficar assim!!!!11!</i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #20124d;">RIARIARIAIRIAIRAIRIAIRIAIRAIRA!1!!</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8224573061986180559?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-72746933402184579872010-06-04T11:57:00.002-03:002010-06-04T14:45:00.134-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9939/bandarestarttiririca.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9939/bandarestarttiririca.jpg" /></a></div><div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><b><i>Tiririca inventou moda! Restart aderiu o estilo!!1!</i></b></div><div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><b><i>HUAHAUAHUAHAUAHAUHAUAHAUAH </i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7274693340218457987?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-64992544150466278832010-06-04T08:38:00.002-03:002010-06-04T08:40:44.866-03:00<center><img src="http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/381/cigagorda.png" /></center><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Wait... WAT!1!?/?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6499254415046627883?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-42902274916594371632010-06-04T08:35:00.004-03:002010-06-04T11:29:41.131-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">FELIPE MELO x PVC (ESPN)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K6n6PncS8kU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K6n6PncS8kU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Melhores momentos:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Felipe Melo:</span> Vc é jornalista???</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PVC:</span> Vc é jogador???</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4290227491659437163?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-64223552750217514352010-06-03T12:37:00.003-03:002010-06-04T08:36:47.496-03:00<center><img src="http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/879/xzibit.png" /></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Sem <strike>crack</strike> craque manolo!!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6422355275021751435?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-38232907765078396402010-06-02T18:01:00.004-03:002010-06-02T18:06:08.603-03:00<center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UiRXbSdyj4U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UiRXbSdyj4U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Como diria o mestre Alboghetti: "Bandido tinha que mandar matar e cobrar a bala da família!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIAIRARIA!!1!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E digo mais! "Ficou com dó? Leva pra casa! Pra dormir com a sua filha!" <i>by Alborghetti [2]</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3823290776507839640?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-7371957151810710272010-06-02T17:23:00.005-03:002010-06-02T23:37:58.264-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyCenter" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 11);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Alinhar ao centro" class="gl_align_center" border="0" /></span></span><img src="http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/182/dungatriste01.jpg" /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 102, 102);">É Dunga... chupa essa manga!!1!</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 102, 102);">AsHUAshuasHUashuAsHUasAshsUsAhUHsauHAsuHAUsHAUshaUHAu</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-737195715181071027?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-3202395987835555572010-06-02T09:02:00.003-03:002010-06-02T23:38:16.779-03:00<p align="center"><object style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/2b07PjFvzII/hqdefault.jpg)" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2b07PjFvzII&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2b07PjFvzII&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p><p align="center">Fala a verdade! Esse rapaz é talentoso!!!</p><p align="center">kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-320239598783555557?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-77201781586866866982010-06-02T08:47:00.003-03:002010-06-02T09:38:56.178-03:00Salve!<div><br /></div><div>Em minhas peripécias na internet, me indicaram mais uma do Google Tradutor:</div><div><br /></div><div>Escreva "aids" e traduza do Inglês para Yiddish.</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1318/google1h.png" /></div><br />Copie o resultado na área para tradução...<div><br /></div><div><center><img src="http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3705/google2o.png" /></center></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">E Traduza do Yiddish para o Inglês. E o resultado é....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><center><img src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9673/google3f.png" /></center><br /></div><div>E ainda fiquei sabendo que de Yiddish pra Português também acontece isso!</div><div><br /></div><center><img src="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5674/google4.png" /></center><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">WAT!?/?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não acredita? siga o passo a passo!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-7720178158686686698?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-32200405173072862982010-06-01T17:59:00.008-03:002010-06-02T23:38:28.507-03:00<p align="center"><img src="http://www.treta.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/milagre.gif" /></p><div align="center">É UM MILAAAAGREEE!!!1! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3220040517307286298?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-59567900560346602212010-06-01T17:52:00.004-03:002010-06-02T23:39:10.682-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object style="background-image: url(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/ATpSPNIuj3M/hqdefault.jpg);" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATpSPNIuj3M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATpSPNIuj3M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">O jaspion é cheio de magia...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5956790056034660221?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-9109542624373352062010-06-01T17:37:00.004-03:002010-06-06T12:12:31.366-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3172/image001vfj.jpg" /><br /><br />RIARIAIRAIRIAIRIARIA!!!1!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-910954262437335206?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-64473656063097406632010-06-01T16:08:00.004-03:002010-06-04T08:42:19.115-03:00<center><img src="http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9352/futebolfim2.png" /></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6447365606309740663?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-49196358285817830132010-05-31T13:25:00.006-03:002010-06-02T23:39:31.825-03:00<center><img src="http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5655/viado.jpg" /></center><br />Você sai passear com o seu filho para olhar um velho andar pelado na rua.<div><br /></div><div>Sabe como eu sei que seu filho é gay?</div><div><br /></div><div>Ele olha o velho pelado com o dedinho na boca.</div><div><br /></div><div>RIARIRAIRAIRIARIARIARIA!!1!</div><div><br /></div><div>Não entendeu?</div><div><br /></div><center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dau9dpj4gg4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dau9dpj4gg4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><div><br /></div><div>Vi o tiozinho da piroca lá no <a href="http://www.glicoseanal.com/" target="_blank">Glicose Anal</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4919635828581783013?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-11570821175448581632010-05-31T09:57:00.007-03:002010-06-02T23:39:44.449-03:00<center><img src="http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8599/atreticomenor.png" /></center><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">WAT?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não acredita? Clique <a href="http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-144796296-presidente-clube-atletico-paranaense-marcos-malucelli-_JM" target="_blank">aqui</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1157082117544858163?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-45971367206172486982010-05-31T09:42:00.003-03:002010-06-02T23:40:02.607-03:00<center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hqmJGM3Wknc&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hqmJGM3Wknc&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"Vai roubar mulher? Rouba banco vacilão!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIAIRAAIRIAIRIARIA, FURTO MANOLO!!1!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4597136720617248698?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-58655388330084096342010-05-30T15:33:00.007-03:002010-05-30T15:44:37.954-03:00<div align="center">O traveco cravou as unhas de 'zé do caixão' na cara do manolo!</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-ScqccEtNo&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-ScqccEtNo&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br /><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><em>"Tá pensando que travesti é bagunça?" </em></div><div align="center">Vai mexer com o traveco q tá sendo filmando, vai!!1!</div><div align="center">O marilyn manson queria aparecer..... kkkkkkkkkkk, não deu outra!!! Splish Splash!!!</div><div align="center">Muitas Dorgaaaaasss hein manolo?</div><div align="center">AHUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHS</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5865538833008409634?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-69426977558292279892010-05-28T18:13:00.002-03:002010-05-28T18:16:06.434-03:00<center><img src="http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/405/doooorgas.gif" /></center><center><br /></center><center>Bom fim de semana para todos e vão de leve nas dorgas, manolos! RIARIARIRAIRIARI!!1!</center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6942697755829227989?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-12798590330114625982010-05-28T14:00:00.003-03:002010-06-01T17:57:43.259-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object style="background-image: url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/x4c_wI6kQyE/hqdefault.jpg);" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x4c_wI6kQyE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x4c_wI6kQyE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br /><em>Acho que na verdade ele é um anão disfarçado!</em><br /><em>AShuSHAUshUASHUSHUShUASHUAhsUSHUHSA</em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1279859033011462598?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-13532182371919799832010-05-28T09:35:00.002-03:002010-06-02T23:40:12.017-03:00<center><img src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3900/tvrestart.png" /></center><center><br /></center><center>RIARIARIAIRIA, DORGAS!!1!</center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1353218237191979983?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-34283352237642942412010-05-28T09:11:00.003-03:002010-06-02T23:40:23.609-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><em>Seleção... olha a dica do Joselito!!! rairiairairairiaira!!!!1!</em></span></div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/joselito.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 198px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/joselito.gif" border="0" /></a><em> Moleza né?</em></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Vi no <a href="http://bobagento.com/">bobagento</a>!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3428335223764294241?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-69846218364530335812010-05-28T08:56:00.004-03:002010-05-28T09:07:40.822-03:00<p><em><span style="color:#000066;">Eu não chamo a minha mãe de meu cumpadi,eu chamo ela de, 'meu brooother'...eu sô assim porque eu so a Lenda brother!eu fumo Lucky Strike, não fumo Free nem Derby,só 'Lucky Striiiike'...pôô... </span></em><em><span style="color:#000066;">que vacilo brother!</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color:#000066;">RIRAIRIARIAIRIAIRAIRIA!!1!</span></em></p><p><object style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/PTGHVvrplPs/hqdefault.jpg)" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PTGHVvrplPs&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PTGHVvrplPs&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p><p>A letra toda... <a href="http://letras.terra.com.br/quinto-andar/72209/">não me click aqui</a> ... </p><br /><p>A leeeeenda Brooother! Dorgas!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6984621836453033581?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-67090112923658188462010-05-27T17:15:00.023-03:002010-06-02T23:40:39.694-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Bom, como todos já sabemos, a dita "Família Restart" ganhou fama nas últimas semanas com o vídeo gravado sobre o cancelamento do show da banda. "Puta falta de sacanagem", "Vou xingar muito no Twitter... sério" tornaram-se chavões da internet brasileira depois disso. Ao ver os vídeos relacionados me deparo com este vídeo:</span><br /><br /><center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J0ZdzynbZK8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J0ZdzynbZK8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Bom... Para isso, fiz o quadrinho abaixo que eu creio que expressa muito bem o que senti quando vi isso.</span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><center><img src="http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5225/quadrinho.png" /></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div>E claro, não poderia deixar de me lembrar uma célebre frase do mestre Dalborga:</div><center><div><br /></div><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IfpPCM60Z5Q&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IfpPCM60Z5Q&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>RIARIRAIRIAIRIARIA!!1!</div><div><br /></div><div>É nóis que colore, Restart!</div></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6709011292365818846?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-67843510771260606472010-05-27T17:15:00.018-03:002010-05-27T17:42:59.434-03:00<a href="http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7366/separados01.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 550px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 1039px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7366/separados01.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Humor negro total!!! Riariarairia!!1!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Mas não pude deixar passar! Qdo ví a cara do manolo passou o James Dean na mente!!!</strong></span><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">hahahahahaahahhahahaha</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Tá difícil compreender? <a href="http://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2010/05/menino-de-2-anos-fuma-40-cigarros-por-dia-na-indonesia-diz-familia.html">Clique aqui </a>e <a href="http://pt.shvoong.com/humanities/793756-porsche-james-dean/">aqui</a>!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6784351077126060647?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E V E R [fulero]http://www.blogger.com/profile/03096502266987411799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-27384019089387268542010-05-27T17:05:00.004-03:002010-05-27T17:13:10.869-03:00Opa, bão!?<div><br /></div><div>Sou -Samuelson, o mais novo <strike>e cabaço</strike> postador do blog! Agora tenho poderei ter o prazer de perturbar suas mentes com minhas idéias!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2738401908938726854?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Samuelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03041356831593370833noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-59753548095508566382010-05-27T09:19:00.004-03:002010-05-27T09:25:37.718-03:00<center><br /><img src="http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9158/simc.jpg" border="0" /><br /></center><br /><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Tahoma, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno:</strong> Bom dia, novo conhecido.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David:</strong> Opa, vizinho, posso te perguntar uma coisa?<strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></strong></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno:</strong> Prefeitura. Nuvem. Cifrão.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David:</strong> É, então, escuta só. Eu realmente preciso de um amigo. Meu chefe disse que eu não serei promovido até encontrar um e aprender algo sobre como cozinhar. Não imaginei que a vida política seria assim.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno:</strong> Bola de futebol. Terra. Fantasma!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Hm… Sim.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> EU TENHO QUE IR NO BANHEIRO!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><em style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Pausa.</em></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Então… Você assiste algum esporte?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Massagem nas costas?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Não, valeu. Eu só perguntei porque lá em casa só pegam quatro canais de TV, e todos em uma linguagem estranha e sem sentido. Foda.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Massagem nas costas?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> É, não quero não…</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Coceguinhas!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Aaaah! Muito engraçado. Não me deixou nem um pouco sem graça.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Somos amigos agora.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Nossa, sério? Certo, se você diz. Não sei como eu vou provar isso para o meu chefe… Você não se importa de assinar um documento ou algo assim?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">: </strong>Vou te abraçar agora.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Por favor, não. Escuta cara, assina esse pedaço de papel?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Você quer dançar?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> No seu gramado? Nem pensar. Eu nem sei teu nome.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Não somos mais amigos.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Nossa… Isso foi meio súbito.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> EU TENHO QUE IR NO BANHEIRO!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><em style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Pausa.</em></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Certo, claro que sim. Então acho que já vou indo…</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Vou estudar culinária, depois fazer macarrão, depois tomar um banho, depois fazer uma massagem nas costas, depois ir trabalhar e depois dormir.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Fantástico. Hey, você sabe o que são essas coisas brilhantes nas nossas cabeças? Tenho um medo terrível de que isso acabe caindo do nada e quebrando meu crânio – CARAMBA! Você acabou de mijar nas calças?!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Estou triste por urinar no chão.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> Eca. Isso é azul?! Você faz xixi azul?</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">:</strong> AHHHHHH!! ALGUMAS COISA ESTÁ PEGANDO FOGO NO OUTRO LADO DA CASA! TENHO QUE IR LÁ PERTO E FICAR GRITANDO!</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><em style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bruno sai correndo.</em></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">David</strong><strong style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">: </strong>Merda, bem, acho que vou nadar um pouco. Tomara que a escada não suma de novo.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; "><br /></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; ">Vi aqui => <a href="http://capinaremos.com/" target="blank">Capinaremos</a></p><div><br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5975354809550856638?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-47847624488434908622010-05-25T22:33:00.001-03:002010-05-25T22:39:49.328-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Elg-1kSYCKs&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Elg-1kSYCKs&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></center><br /><br/><br />Vi no => <a href="http://brogui.mtv.uol.com.br" target = "blank">Brogui</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4784762448843490862?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-18662961109951972642010-05-14T15:21:00.001-03:002010-05-14T15:22:51.441-03:00<center><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fbGkxcY7YFU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fbGkxcY7YFU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Sem comentários....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1866296110995197264?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-13720451541068166422010-04-15T08:37:00.002-03:002010-04-15T08:40:11.030-03:00Que tal pular corda?<br />E que tal pular arame farpado, com o risco de ser desmembrado no decorrer da brincadeira?<br />Tenta a sorte ai meu!!<br /><br /><center><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" height="480" width="350"><param name="menu" value="false"><param name="movie" value="http://www.fugly.com/msf/ec1fa9e0c259de10bf87"><param name="quality" value="high"></object></center><br /><br /><br />Uhahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1372045154106816642?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-53322245451766883002010-04-13T17:50:00.003-03:002010-04-17T19:23:47.116-03:00<center><br /></center><center><br /></center><center><br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/175_1235052587"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/175_1235052587" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" width="450" height="370"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Meu Deus.....se ela ta de cara assim com um telefone, imagina se descobre seu marido a traindo...<br /><br />Uhahahahahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5332224545176688300?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-46910102756758474702010-04-13T11:40:00.001-03:002010-04-13T11:42:05.442-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><br/><br /><center><br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3e8_1242957524"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3e8_1242957524" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" width="450" height="370"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Ah...o que seria do mundo se não existisse os IDIOTAS!<br />Uhahahahahahah<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4691010275675847470?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-1910345604989820442010-04-12T13:32:00.002-03:002010-04-12T13:35:07.948-03:00<div><br /></div><div>Use o mouse para lançar o goleiro atrás da bola!</div><br /><br /><center><br /><object width="620" height="470"><param name="movie" value="http://luizjogos.com/games/Ragdoll-goalkeeper.swf"><embed src="http://luizjogos.com/games/Ragdoll-goalkeeper.swf" width="620" height="470"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-191034560498982044?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-30912675124490681562010-04-11T19:46:00.003-03:002010-04-11T19:48:33.226-03:00<center><br /></center><center><br /></center><center><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EyZOsyY71QI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EyZOsyY71QI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><br />Efeitos sensacionais. Super produção mesmo, bem fiel a realidade.<br />Na India a gravidade é menor, certo?!<br /><br />Uhahahahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3091267512449068156?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-18573200291906069672010-04-11T03:25:00.002-03:002010-04-11T18:34:05.397-03:00<center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4823/olimpiadasfail01.jpg" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br /><br /><center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/880/olimpiadasfail02.jpg" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Ele está em toda parte...<br /><br />Uhahahahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1857320029190606967?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-55521587346217064802010-04-11T03:15:00.002-03:002010-04-11T03:20:20.287-03:00<center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1263/sensualidadefail.jpg" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Amizade => 10 pts.<div>Auto estima => 0 pts.<br /><br />Uhahauhauhauahuahuah</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-5552158734621706480?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-83038943773218725832010-04-11T02:41:00.003-03:002010-04-11T02:51:19.546-03:00<center><img src="http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4561/iconefraggersmallicon.jpg" alt="Não me Click!" /></center><br />Você é um agente tático que tem a missão de explodir literalmente os bandidos!<br /><div>Lá se vão algumas horas!</div><div><br /></div><table><tbody><tr><td><br /><img src="http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4840/joystick.png" alt="Não me CLick!" /><br /></td><td><br /><a href="http://limao.miniclip.com/games/fragger/br/" target = "blank">Clique aqui</a> para jogar!<br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8303894377321872583?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-26408877172506624252010-04-11T02:31:00.004-03:002010-04-11T02:38:01.760-03:00<br/><br /><center><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4575/gatoexpressivo2.jpg" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Gatos expressam sentimentos como ninguém!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2640887717250662425?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-64038675979404289292010-04-11T02:18:00.003-03:002010-04-11T02:27:43.220-03:00<center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2962/hierarquiamortos2.jpg" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Real....muito real!<br /><br />uahuahuahuahauhauhauhauha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-6403867597940428929?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-24120329627047742812010-04-11T01:42:00.003-03:002010-04-11T01:47:22.901-03:00Além de ser obrigatório por Lei, o uso do Cinto de Segurança é um ato de prudência e respeito com a vida.<div><br /></div><div>Vemos inúmeras propagandas incentivando o uso do Cinto, porém esta eu achei fantástica! Confira.<br /><br /><center><object width="580" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q4WARABg_iU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q4WARABg_iU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object></center></div><br /><br />Simplesmente FODASTICA!<br />ATENÇÃO: Use o Cinto de Segurança!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2412032962704774281?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-39600316172929948742010-04-11T01:30:00.002-03:002010-04-11T01:36:24.571-03:00<center><img src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7263/botecopride.jpg" alt="Não me Click!" /></center><br /><br /><div>1. Cerveja a menos de R$2,50.</div><div><br /></div><div>2. Marcas de cigarros alternativas. Nesses lugares vende-se os cigarros Ritz, Campeão, Fúria Mentol, Oscar e Amigo.</div><div><br /></div><div>3. Bebum de fé. Todo o boteco que se preza tem um bebum da casa, que aparece todo santo dia para bater o ponto.</div><div><br /></div><div>4. Potes de conserva atrás do balcão. Quase sempre é de salsicha, ovo de codorna no vinagre ou aquela cebola com sardinha.</div><div><br /></div><div>5. Nome com apóstrofe e no final, como Sensation’s, Bambu’s e Chico’s. Ou então o nome do dono, como Bar do Zé, Bar do Alemão, Bar da Cida, Bar do Chico, Bar do Pelé.</div><div><br /></div><div>6. Garrafa velha de refrigerante. Quando se pede Coca, vem Pepsi, naquelas garrafas com logotipo branco. E ainda tem Mirinda e Crush a venda, vencidas lógico.</div><div><br /></div><div>7. Rádio Continental como música ambiente. No fim das contas, faz mais barulho do que propriamente som.</div><div><br /></div><div>8. Catchup em diversas tonalidades de vermelho. Um festival para o paladar.</div><div><br /></div><div>9. Quadrinho na parede: “Não aceito fiado”. Ou entao: “Fiado só para maiores de 90 anos acompanhado dos pais”.</div><div><br /></div><div>10. “O Pior Banheiro do Mundo”. Se tiver tampa na privada, e o papel higiênico não for cor de rosa, não está no espírito.</div><div><br /></div><div>11. Cardápio escrito à giz e com erros ortográficos, como X-Corassão, Concrete e Wisk.</div><div><br /></div><div>12. Cozinheira gorda, com bigode e chinelo de dedos, e garçom com camisa pra fora das calças e caneta bic atrás da orelha.</div><div><br /></div><div>13. Balas de troco duras, ruins e guardadas dentro de um pote plástico nebuloso.</div><div><br /></div><div>14. Toalhas de plástico grudadas com percevejo, em mesas de madeira com aqueles furos de cupim.</div><div><br /></div><div>15. Um cachorro bem sarnento zanzando na porta. Ele nunca entra, senão leva pau!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3960031617292994874?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-82243540510831749582010-04-11T01:17:00.004-03:002010-04-11T01:27:35.611-03:00Depois do <a href="http://naomeclick.blogspot.com/2010/02/urso-da-epilepsia.html" target = "blank">Urso da epilepsia</a>...<br /><br/><br /><center><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" bordercolor="0" bgcolor="#000000"><tbody> <tr> <td> <img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4827/gataepletico.gif" alt="Não me Click" /></td> </tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Gatos realmente dominarão o mundo! Acredite.<div><br /></div><div>Uhahahahahahahahah</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-8224354051083174958?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-33166376073948554572010-04-09T09:22:00.005-03:002010-04-09T10:07:00.057-03:00<center><br /><br /><table border="0"><tbody> </tbody><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#99CCCC">Perfume de Mulher</td><td bgcolor="#99CCCC">Asa de Chinoca</td></tr><tr><td>Tora, Tora, Tora!</td><td>Mas Bah! Mas Bah! Mas Bah!</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#99CCCC">Mamãe Faz Cem anos</td><td bgcolor="#99CCCC">A Véia tá Cheirando a Defunto</td></tr><tr><td>Guerra Nas Estrelas</td><td>Peleia no Firmamento</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>Um Peixe Chamado Wanda</td><td>O Muçum-Prenda</td></tr><tr><td>Noviça Rebelde</td><td>Madre Alvorotada</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>O Corcunda de Notre Dame</td><td>O Tortinho Estropiado</td></tr><tr><td>O Fim Dos Dias</td><td>O Bagualão contra o Demo</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>Um Cidadão Acima de Qualquer Suspeita</td><td>Boi Manso é Que Arromba a Porteira</td></tr><tr><td>Os Filhos do Silêncio</td><td>Boca Fechada não Entra Mosca</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>A Pantera Cor-de-rosa</td><td>Gato-do-Mato Fresco</td></tr><tr><td>Corra Que A Polícia Vem Aí</td><td>Vamo Saí Fedendo Que vem Vindo os Milico</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>E O Vento Levou</td><td>Oigalê! O Minuano Levô!</td></tr><tr><td>O Náufrago</td><td>Mais Perdido que Cusco em Tiroteio</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>O Homem Bicentenário</td><td>Guasca de Ferro</td></tr><tr><td>Nove Meses</td><td>Tá Prenha!</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"><td>Querida Encolhi As Crianças</td><td>China Véia! encolhi as Cria</td></tr><tr> <td>O Senhor do Aneis</td> <td> O bagua cheio de enrrosco</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"> <td>Tarzan</td> <td>Galderio de tanga frouxa </td></tr><tr> <td>Uma linda Mulher </td> <td>Uma Chinoca Buenacha</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"> <td>O Poderoso Chefão</td> <td>O Bagual Cuiudo</td></tr><tr> <td>Exorcista</td> <td>Vem Capeta, Que te Arreganho a Facão!</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"> <td>Os Sete Samurais</td> <td>Sete Gaudérios Ca’s Vista Estreita</td></tr><tr> <td>Godzila </td> <td>A la fresca ! Que Baita Lagarto!</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#99CCCC"> <td>Os Brutos Também Amam</td> <td>Rebenqueados de Amor</td></tr><tr> <td>Sansão e Dalila</td> <td>O Clinudo e a China</td></tr></tbody></table></center><br /><br />Uhahahahahahahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3316637607394855457?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-25119857456577858522010-04-09T09:03:00.002-03:002010-04-09T09:06:28.243-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rJC0TxHbIz8&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rJC0TxHbIz8&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><br/><br />Essa modalidade de esporte chama-se Free Running.<br />Muito fodastico!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2511985745657785852?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-49379237078014233872010-04-07T17:25:00.001-03:002010-04-07T17:27:33.821-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dUtmktPS5Lc/S7zqmg-ROjI/AAAAAAAAADU/1aEfnCtnEN0/s1600/pobrePride.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 173px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dUtmktPS5Lc/S7zqmg-ROjI/AAAAAAAAADU/1aEfnCtnEN0/s200/pobrePride.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457494795873237554" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Se a revista CARAS cobrisse aniversário</div><div style="text-align: center;">de pobre, seria assim...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div> </div><div>Numa noite regada a cerveja, cachaça, petiscos e pagode, a caixa das Sendas, Kelly Carollynny (18), comemorou sua maioridade cercada de amigos e parentes. A festança foi na laje da casa da família em Queimados, onde mora com os pais, o cobrador de ônibus Ailton (49) e Isaura (43), que está desempregada, mas faz bicos como diarista. A festa, que começou ainda antes do sol se pôr, só acabou de madrugada quando os convidados já perdiam a linha dançando o créu na velocidade cinco. "Tô amarradona!", dizia a exultante Kelly, agora de maior, que usava um vestido todo trabalhado no jérsei, comprado nas Lojas Americanas.</div><div> </div><div>O buffet foi todo organizado pela mãe da aniversariante e incluía coxinha de galinha, risole, joelho e amendoinzinhos. "Também ia ter churrasco, mas a picanha tá pela hora da morte!", desabafou Isaura, enquanto enrolava uns croquetes. De sobremesa, muito cajuzinho, além do bolo especialmente preparado por Dona Jurema (84), avó da aniversariante. Já as biritas ficaram por conta dos convidados, o que gerou certo desconforto. Principalmente quando Alison (44), irmão de Ailton, chegou trazendo Nova Schin. "Isso é sacanagem!", berrou o anfitrião, "a gente é pobre mas tem dignidade", obrigando o tio da aniversariante a sair e só voltar quando trouxesse, pelo menos, Itaipava.</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div>Durante a festa, Kelly aproveitou para assumir seu affair com Rodnei (19), avião do tráfico do Morro da Providência, que presta concurso para PM no fim do mês. "A gente tamo amarradão", dizia o futuro homem da lei. Kelly Carollynny aproveitou a oportunidade para negar os boatos de que estaria esperando um herdeiro: "Eu não tô buchada. Isso é coisa que a mídia inventa para vender mais revista", garantiu antes de afirmar que os dois ainda estão se conhecendo. O casal foi apresentado por Ailtinho (21), irmão da aniversariante, que não compareceu porque agora é pastor e Jesus (2008) o proibiu de freqüentar esse tipo de badalação.</div><div> </div><div>Um dos pontos altos da noite foi quando Ailton, mamado, aproveitou que sua esposa tinha ido para o quarto assistir ao TV Fama e passou a mão na bunda de Suéllen Cristina (27), sua cunhada. A moça revidou com um tapa na cara e se não fosse a turma do deixa disso a situação poderia se agravar. "Vai tomar no meio do olho do seu cu!", berrou a cunhada, enquanto era retirada do local.</div><div><br /></div><div>Os convidados dançaram a noite inteira ao som de pagode, comandado pelo grupo Superstisamba, cujo líder Birunda (26) fora o responsável por tirar a virgindade da aniversariante meses antes. "Mas num coloca isso aí não, senão pode dar a maior merda", pediu.</div><div> </div><div>Kelly Carollynny agora só quer saber de descansar. Sábado de manhã ela e o namorado partem rumo à rodoviária, onde embarcarão num ônibus para Iguaba. "Domingo a gente volta, que segunda pego cedo no serviço", garantiu a aniversariante, feliz da vida.</div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-4937923707801423387?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-27982657347836985232010-04-07T11:58:00.001-03:002010-04-07T12:00:20.548-03:00<br/><br /><br/><br /><center><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LIbw5XOJW60&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LIbw5XOJW60&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></center><br /><br />"Eeee João Vitor....vem cá!"<br /><br />Uhahahahahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />Vi no <a href="http://brogui.mtv.uol.com.br" target = "blank">Brogui</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-2798265734783698523?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-39914931372865614772010-04-06T17:57:00.003-03:002010-04-06T18:01:07.388-03:00Preciso urgente dessa atualização!<br /><br/><br /><br/><br /><br /><center><object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9338549&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9338549&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p></p></center><br /><br />Uhahahahahahahahaha<div>Vi no <a href="http://brogui.mtv.uol.com.br/" target = "blank">Brogui</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3991493137286561477?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-18066450303862533752010-04-04T14:08:00.002-03:002010-04-04T14:16:23.034-03:00<center><img src="http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/445/telemarketing2.jpg" alt="Não me Click!"/></center><br/><br />1. Quando lhe perguntarem: "Como tem passado?", responda: "Estou feliz por perguntar. Já ninguém se interessa, e eu cada vez pior da minha artrite".<br /><br />2. Peça-lhe para soletrar o seu nome bem como o da empresa. Depois, pergunte onde fica a empresa. Faça perguntas até se cansar.<br /><br />3. Afirme, em tom de surpresa: "Joana, és mesmo tu?" A Joana será obrigada a fazer uma pausa, para se lembrar de onde poderá conhecê-lo.<br /><br />4. Se lhe propuserem um empréstimo, diga que acabou de declarar falência e que isso vem mesmo a calhar.<br /><br />5. Diga que está em "prisão domiciliária" e peça-lhe para trazer algumas latas de cerveja.<br /><br />6. Se lhe é proposto um seguro de vida, diga que não tem família, nem amigos. Quase em pranto, pergunte à pessoa se quer ser sua amiga.<br /><br />7. Depois do profissional de marketing acabar o seu discurso, peça-o em casamento. Argumente que nunca revelaria o número do seu cartão de crédito a um desconhecido.<br /><br />8. Diga que naquele momento está ocupado e peça à pessoa o seu número de casa, para que lhe possa ligar mais tarde. Se ela lhe disser que não pode dar o número, responda: "OK., como eu nunca lhe dei o meu, estaremos quites quando me retirar da sua lista."<br /><br />9. Insista que a pessoa que está a telefonar é, na verdade, o seu melhor amigo, que lhe está tentando pregar uma peça.<br /><br />10. Peça-lhe para falar muito devagar, para que possa anotar tudo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-1806645030386253375?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222672030682646849.post-37300678409662740472010-04-04T13:40:00.007-03:002010-04-04T14:16:40.521-03:00<center><img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5670/chaves2.jpg" alt="Não me Click!"/></center><br/><br />Que Chaves é um clássico, tudo mundo já sabe.<br />Porem trazemos a vocês o 1° episódio do Chaves, ainda em espanhol.<br />Escorreu uma lágrima do meu olho quando vi isso!<br />Uhahahahah<br /><br /><center><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1tblktO0_iM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1tblktO0_iM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Bonus:<br />Achei no <a href="http://www.madeinbrasilis.com.br" target = "blank">Made in Brasilis</a> vários episodios do Chaves para baixar.<br />Estão em 3GP, que roda na maioria dos celulares.<br />A qualidade não é das melhores, porem o tamanho do arquivo é bem pequeno, não passando dos 10Mb.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.madeinbrasilis.com.br/2008/11/chaves-em-videos-3gp.html" target = "blank">Clique aqui</a> para acessar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222672030682646849-3730067840966274047?l=naomeclick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gothiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10627153942376691578noreply@blogger.com1